Play dates.
Playscapes.
Playschool.
Overstimulation.
Toddler socialization.
Leave home.
Drive.
Story hour.
Leave home.
Drive.
Pay.
Song and play hour.
Television instruction.
And entertainment.
And indoctrination.
And, "Don't forget to eat at...".
Compressed chicken, fried. Fries. Fried pies.
Organic corn syrup. Organic frozen dinners. Organic animal crackers.
Organic baby formula.
DHA!
Recalls.
Toys made by the hands of other children.
Not by the hands...
...of American men...
...in American companies...
...in American towns.
Of plastic.
Now, BPA-free!
Play families.
Dancer-singer-actress-model doll.
Suitable for ages 3 and up!
Recalls.
Or...
Momma.
Home.
Quiet.
Momma.
Home.
Quiet.